CJP Manifesto โ The 5-Point Agenda of the Cockroach Janta Party
Published 18 May 2026 by the Cockroach Janta Party. Secular. Socialist. Democratic. Lazy. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One stubborn swarm.
No Rajya Sabha seat for any retiring Chief Justice
If the CJP comes to power, no Chief Justice of India shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward. The judiciary cannot remain independent if its highest office is auditioning for the next job while still on the bench.
CEC accountable under UAPA for deleted votes
If any legitimate vote is deleted from the electoral rolls โ whether in a CJP-ruled state or an opposition-ruled state โ the Chief Election Commissioner shall be arrested under the UAPA. Taking away the voting rights of a citizen is no less than terrorism.
Women's reservation raised to 55%
The Nari Shakti Vandan Adhiniyam's 33% quota was the floor, not the ceiling. We will move legislation to raise reservation for women in Parliament and state assemblies to 55%.
Strict, time-bound action against the Election Commission for vote deletion
The Election Commission must investigate every confirmed instance of legitimate-voter deletion within a fixed window, publish the findings, and act against the officers responsible.
Political literacy and civic infrastructure for the young
India has the world's largest youth population and one of the world's most disengaged youth electorates. We will channel the energy of the "lazy, chronically online, cockroach" generation into political awareness and voter turnout.
Founder's note from Abhijeet Dipke: โWe will not align with any political party, especially not the BJP. If opposition leaders want to support us publicly, that is fine. But we are not interested in becoming attached to any existing party structure.โ
The CJI's remark that started this
โThere are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment and don't have a place in a profession. Some of them become media, some become RTI activists, and they start attacking everyone.โ
The CJI clarified the next day that the remark was aimed at applicants entering the legal profession with fake degrees, not at youth at large. By then, the Cockroach Janata Party had a logo, a website, an anthem, and a movement.
Caveat: The CJP describes itself as a satirical movement. None of these demands are legislative bills. They are a public-pressure agenda meant to be argued, defended, and acted upon by politicians who actually hold office.